Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Sober January is a disaster.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Randomize
