I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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