i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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