I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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