We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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