just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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