he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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