It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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