Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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