To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Randomize
