theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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