Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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