Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
The power of my boobs compel you
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