hotel room ftw
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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