Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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