Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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