I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Randomize
