And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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