Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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