Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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