i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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