He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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