do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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