You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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