whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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