marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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