Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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