i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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