I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Why are your pants in the freezer?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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