i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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