i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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