We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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