Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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