Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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