I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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