i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
