My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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