Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Randomize
