other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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