making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
