bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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