Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I fill condoms, not promises.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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