Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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