just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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