So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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