we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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