her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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