You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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