there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Randomize
