absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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