Non-Jews are for practice
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
either way he was missing a nipple.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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