happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We need to get me chipped asap
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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