The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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