whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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