I seem to have left my pride at pride
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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