you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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